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Posted - 2013.09.10 16:43:00 -
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Graygor wrote:I like big Minmatar butts and I cannot lie.
You can have this one, but I'm going to make you work for it.  |
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Posted - 2013.10.23 20:19:00 -
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I think that you and I shall be seeing each other again, very soon. |
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Posted - 2013.10.24 11:57:00 -
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Ugh....whatever you served me to drink...
Dont ever give it to me again. (urp) |
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Posted - 2013.10.24 16:53:00 -
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Don't cry, baby. I've heard that happens to men from time to time. |
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Posted - 2013.10.25 23:41:00 -
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You're wearing a black shirt...
*nibbles on finger*
Does that mean you're a bad man? |
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Posted - 2013.10.26 03:20:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:You're wearing a black shirt...
*nibbles on finger*
Does that mean you're a bad man? Well I think the more important question is are you a bad girl? *pulls out hose to ensure mizzy is properly wet as well* *starts handing out water balloons*
Depends on how bad you want me to be. 
Oh, and Alice. I have some Nutella left over, should you decide.... |
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Posted - 2013.10.29 15:37:00 -
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Forget him.....lets talk about you and I. |
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Posted - 2013.10.29 15:52:00 -
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Oooh, dont worry. I have the video cameras all set up. |
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Posted - 2013.11.01 14:20:00 -
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NEXT!! |
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Posted - 2013.11.06 12:09:00 -
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Less Boop. More BAM! |
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Posted - 2013.11.06 14:53:00 -
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You can watch our rematch, hon.
But it will be cash up front for us first.  |
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Posted - 2013.11.07 12:21:00 -
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*pulls off Sam mask*
You still didn't pay the cash up front! |
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Posted - 2013.11.08 14:17:00 -
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No refunds, no discounts and no coupons. Hell, did you even buy me dinner?
@Xercodo Do you have a reason for me to do so? |
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Posted - 2013.11.11 12:10:00 -
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Oh, I LOVE stabby time. |
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:27:00 -
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You had your chance with my naughty side, now you get the (not so) nice side.  |
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:26:00 -
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If you go after that "celebrity", then you are a sucker. |
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Posted - 2013.11.18 17:18:00 -
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Thats only the beginning.
Now that you're done with your Sunday School classes, we have a wrestling match to finish. |
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Posted - 2013.11.19 14:37:00 -
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Just how long does it take for you to make breakfast??
I'm here. With Nutella. And, I'm rapidly getting bored. |
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Posted - 2013.11.19 14:44:00 -
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*locks the door to the kitchen*
Looks like Girls Night! |
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Posted - 2013.11.22 01:59:00 -
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Lets not worry about that just now. |
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Posted - 2013.11.22 12:13:00 -
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Two boys, hunh? mmmmmmmm
I'll try not to wear you out too much. |
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Posted - 2013.11.25 14:34:00 -
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If you like the afterburner.....
...wait til you get a look at the docking bay. |
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Posted - 2013.11.25 14:40:00 -
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All the better to see you with, my dear.
Besides, you didn't complain when I took everything else off.  |
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Posted - 2013.11.26 15:04:00 -
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You didn't miss us all. |
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Posted - 2013.11.27 16:10:00 -
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No, I release my pent up pressures in ways that are entirely more fun.  |
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Posted - 2013.12.03 11:59:00 -
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Figures....
You think it's a race? Just because you finished first? |
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Posted - 2013.12.06 15:07:00 -
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C'mere, big boy.....
(Pssst, I'll keep him occupied, Random. You get the cookies.....) |
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:48:00 -
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I think I just tossed my cookies..... |
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:17:00 -
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Fight? Again?
Didn't you learn your lesson the first time? |
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Posted - 2013.12.16 14:53:00 -
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Lets discuss my favorite latin word. |
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Posted - 2013.12.16 21:19:00 -
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Ah Xerc, you know we didn't do it right unless it takes a bucket and a mop to clean up afterwards. |
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Posted - 2013.12.17 12:13:00 -
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I have a fresh mop and bucket ready.....
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Posted - 2013.12.17 15:15:00 -
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Oh my....
I am so very, very curious to see what you have in mind, my dear.
I have a mop and bucket ready. |
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Posted - 2014.01.06 13:34:00 -
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Purrrrr.
I would brag less about when you started and brag more about how long it took you to finish.... |
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Posted - 2014.01.06 19:40:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Purrrrr.
I would brag less about when you started and brag more about how long it took you to finish.... Oh Ms. Hayes, you flatter me. Is this some ploy to let you have another round? Actually, don't answer that, I need someone to help properly break in the Spirit Exotica...
Aw, you're sweet, but I don't want to take a chance of breaking you permanently. It would destroy the hopes of all your future conquests.
However, their wailing would be like music to me.... |
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Posted - 2014.01.24 16:20:00 -
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Ugh! Please stop feeding his ego. Couldn't you just USE the crop ON him for a change? Or, give him a cookie or something... |
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Posted - 2014.01.28 12:59:00 -
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Sandwiched between two feisty redheads? I'm afraid you are going to be in for a long night. |
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Posted - 2014.02.27 12:09:00 -
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Oh, this could be worth watching. |
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Posted - 2014.02.27 14:17:00 -
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They make me feel kind of.....naughty. |
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Posted - 2014.02.28 15:24:00 -
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*begins a slow strip tease to the boys in the room*
Wouldn't you rather pay attention here? (pout) |
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Posted - 2014.03.05 15:05:00 -
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Poor darling...
Here, let me help you feel better. |
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Posted - 2014.03.06 12:13:00 -
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I'm fairly certain you couldn't do that again.  |
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Posted - 2014.03.06 12:23:00 -
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Only if you promise to do a very
very
complete inspection. |
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Posted - 2014.03.11 13:02:00 -
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*bright vacant smile*
I must insist you stay. It will be glorious!!
*bright unfaltering vacant smile* |
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Posted - 2014.03.12 11:11:00 -
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You know, this would be a lot easier, and probably more fun, if you turned off that shield thingie. |
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Posted - 2014.03.20 13:50:00 -
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You dont get your clothes back until you tell me what you slipped into my Diet QuafeGäó.
And, do take your time. I don't mind the view. |
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Posted - 2014.03.26 11:12:00 -
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I'm sorry to hear that your bat swings that way. *pout*
And I thought we could have a little fun. |
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Posted - 2014.03.28 16:04:00 -
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Oh! So thats where I left my spray can of hallucinogenics.
Sorry about that.  |
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:51:00 -
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Bud....Light?
What is this vile stuff? Ugh...
Now, lets try a little of this *unstoppers bottle* and see if this doesn't get you "in the mood". |
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:33:00 -
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Really? I'm extremely thorny myself. |
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Posted - 2014.04.18 16:07:00 -
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Cracker??
What are you? A rye crisp??
*BLAM!!*
Enjoy your new clone. |
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Posted - 2014.04.18 18:01:00 -
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I keep a cleaning service on retainer for just such emergencies...
Now, where were we? |
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Posted - 2014.04.29 21:57:00 -
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Money talks, sweetheart.
Now that I have you where I want you... |
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Posted - 2014.05.01 13:56:00 -
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This somehow feels masterbatory. |
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Posted - 2014.06.04 13:29:00 -
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I secretly think he enjoys having women tell him what to do.
Now, lets discuss what I would like. |
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Posted - 2014.06.25 11:56:00 -
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If you had as much "Intaki Power" as fabulous, I wouldn't need to keep coming back here for my entertainments... |
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Posted - 2014.07.08 11:46:00 -
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Watching her getting spanked really doesn't get boring....
Can I have some of that popcorn also, please? |
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Posted - 2014.07.16 13:51:00 -
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Out of scientific curiosity, how many of us are required before this gets upgraded to an orgy? |
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Posted - 2014.07.16 14:15:00 -
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Excellent.
*starts stripping off clothing* |
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Posted - 2014.07.16 16:59:00 -
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How ironic that whenever I step in here and take off my clothes, you appear.
*bites lower lip and smiles*
I think I have a stalker.... |
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Posted - 2014.07.28 14:18:00 -
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Sorry, I'm sterilizing it right now.
I've found an affinity to Gallente ships recently. Particularly the minithorax. :dreamyeyes: |
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Posted - 2014.07.28 16:46:00 -
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You just haven't shown it to me.....
Oh my... |
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:26:00 -
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Do you really have to leave so soon? |
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Posted - 2014.07.31 11:34:00 -
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Best two out of three? *points to Nutella wrestling ring* |
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Posted - 2014.07.31 14:56:00 -
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*takes the popcorn from Ragnar*
Let baldy go, I have far more interesting things to show you with it.
*shows Ragnar the interesting things...*
I learned this from Zoe... |
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Posted - 2014.08.05 11:08:00 -
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Personally, I'm more into chocolate, but sometimes popcorn will do. |
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Posted - 2014.08.07 11:52:00 -
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Please let me know if there are any other wildest dreams that you've not fulfilled.
Who knows, maybe I can find a couple new ones. |
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:01:00 -
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You look....naughty. |
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:33:00 -
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Derrick Miles wrote:Hey, you stole my shades!
But how do I look to you wearing just your shades? |
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Posted - 2014.08.14 11:48:00 -
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Please stop talking while your mouth is full. |
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Posted - 2014.08.14 14:20:00 -
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*flying tackles and chucks the sunglasses back*
Rematch Red??!!
*manic gleam* |
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Posted - 2014.08.14 15:13:00 -
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Is that what we're up to now? *dreamy eyes* I seem to have lost count. |
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Posted - 2014.08.20 14:17:00 -
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Hmmm, smells like teen testosterone.
Guess I'll just take care of myself while you to go hug, or dance or whatever you do. |
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Posted - 2014.09.15 11:29:00 -
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Good morning, Scipio.... |
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Posted - 2014.09.17 11:32:00 -
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"I've woken up to better..." |
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Posted - 2014.09.17 20:33:00 -
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*makes the sounds of her mouth on something NSFW* |
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Posted - 2014.09.18 11:28:00 -
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I was waiting for you on the couch. How disappointing. |
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Posted - 2014.09.18 11:43:00 -
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A LOT more fun than waiting on the couch.
So, do you have your own room around here? |
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Posted - 2014.09.23 11:41:00 -
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I call this a win.
Now bantam, would you get me some coffee? |
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Posted - 2014.09.23 13:37:00 -
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That would be you, hon.
Bantam, as in a strutting rooster, not the crappy Caldari ship. |
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Posted - 2014.09.24 11:16:00 -
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Katsu Kho wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:That would be you, hon.
Bantam, as in a strutting rooster, not the crappy Caldari ship. ...Never been with a redhead before. I hear they are fiery and sparkly.
I've never been with a Noir Academy person before...
I hear you are professionally trained. |
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Posted - 2014.09.26 11:17:00 -
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I prefer to nibble the meat straight off the bone. |
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Posted - 2014.09.29 11:37:00 -
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I've become a bit disappointed with the quality of one night stands, as of late. |
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Posted - 2014.09.29 14:55:00 -
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You called, hon? |
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Posted - 2014.09.30 13:23:00 -
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Baby, dont make me wait so long for your next return.
I'm not very patient. |
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Posted - 2014.10.03 14:05:00 -
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OH!! I love lollypops!!
But I've never been able to get more that three or four slow licks before biting. |
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Posted - 2014.10.07 11:42:00 -
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Is that all there is?
And just what do you intend to do with that tiny little thing? |
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Posted - 2014.10.16 15:36:00 -
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He was probably so drunk he didn't even know. I, on the other hand, will be VERY aware that you are here. |
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Posted - 2014.10.21 11:28:04 -
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...speaking of hard to reach places, would you be so kind as to FINALLY shut that invul down? Otherwise, I'm going back to my room. |
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Posted - 2014.10.22 13:17:17 -
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I have to return the compliment. |
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Posted - 2014.10.22 14:26:13 -
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I think that a couple of thick blankets on the floor would work. No need for the couch. Plenty of room! |
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Posted - 2014.11.04 12:38:51 -
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Sweetie, thats not his tongue that he's pointing to.
I thought you knew about such things. |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Oh, what do you mean? I am just a innocent lady...
...who runs a decadent capsuleer bar thats a wrench throw from a brothel that provides entertainments to many needs.
Methinks you should see if someone is slipping something into your diet beverage! And then share.
By the way, are these your panties or mine? |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Oh, what do you mean? I am just a innocent lady... ...who runs a decadent capsuleer bar thats a wrench throw from a brothel that provides entertainments to many needs. Methinks you should see if someone is slipping something into your diet beverage! And then share. By the way, are these your panties or mine? I think they're yours, there could fit two like me in them. By the way, I just love your new outfit.
That was a trick question, sweetie. I wasn't wearing any. |
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Laudenum Hayes wrote:Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Oh, what do you mean? I am just a innocent lady... ...who runs a decadent capsuleer bar thats a wrench throw from a brothel that provides entertainments to many needs. Methinks you should see if someone is slipping something into your diet beverage! And then share. By the way, are these your panties or mine? I think they're yours, there could fit two like me in them. By the way, I just love your new outfit. That was a trick question, sweetie. I wasn't wearing any. But, those aren't mine, they slip from my thigs, see? And frankly, finding someone's stray panties in this thread is the least that could happen...
You didn't give Yiole your CQ keys, did you? |
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Posted - 2014.11.11 17:43:23 -
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Why ring, when a whisper is sufficient... |
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Posted - 2014.11.13 12:17:26 -
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I think Indah has misunderstood your idiotic attempt at being obtuse.
Indah hon, just ignore him. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.11.14 12:17:42 -
[98] - Quote
My question is why did we wait so long? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.11.18 11:56:51 -
[99] - Quote
Sounds wonderful! I'll be here while you are cooking. If you're lucky, I wont put anything on when you bring it. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.11.18 14:31:24 -
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You never questioned when I had honey, chocolate and whipped cream on them last night. |
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.11.24 14:19:16 -
[101] - Quote
You again? Oh yes, I remember what you like. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.11.24 14:35:54 -
[102] - Quote
Yiole Gionglao wrote:Hi hi, Laude! Do you fancy a game of finding the differences?
Wtih a couple bottles of wine and an evening for a complete inspection?
Oh yes! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.03 12:31:19 -
[103] - Quote
If we're limiting it to just last night, I'll be sorely disappointed. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.10 12:24:59 -
[104] - Quote
We could discuss our clothing preferences, but first would you do that thing with your tongue again? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.11 12:21:34 -
[105] - Quote
You dont come here very often, Marcus. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.11 14:19:36 -
[106] - Quote
I think your landing strip and my landing strip were meant for each other. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1329
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Posted - 2014.12.16 14:27:39 -
[107] - Quote
This euphemism is unknown to me. Is that like sowing your wild oats in my fertile valley? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1329
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Posted - 2014.12.16 15:00:13 -
[108] - Quote
What was that you were saying? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.17 14:28:41 -
[109] - Quote
Thats only because he's cheap and has no taste in furniture.
I, on the other hand, have expensive and sophisticated tastes. Now, lets talk about how you taste. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2014.12.29 12:12:38 -
[110] - Quote
Now this one is just plain yummy... |
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.01.15 12:08:13 -
[111] - Quote
Perhaps you should have mentioned that you bruise easily.
Sorry.... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.01.15 14:26:35 -
[112] - Quote
Easy answer is the take off the dress. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.01.21 14:34:41 -
[113] - Quote
Only after breakfast and coffee. But, I'm pretty much free for the day after that. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.01.30 12:13:11 -
[114] - Quote
Less talking. More pleasing!! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.02.20 12:15:10 -
[115] - Quote
I prefer not to dwell in the past.
I'm far more into present. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.02.24 15:05:26 -
[116] - Quote
Well, this will be either very awkward, or highly entertaining. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.02.26 12:19:11 -
[117] - Quote
Let me take a moment to introduce you to a couple other comfy areas. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.03.04 12:22:56 -
[118] - Quote
I cannot wait to make dozens of redheaded babies with you. And after we get married, we'll live in a quiet house.... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.04.02 11:10:01 -
[119] - Quote
Dont worry baby, he's just leaving.
AREN'T you, McNally?
As in, GET OUT NAOW! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.04.03 11:04:47 -
[120] - Quote
Speaking of ego....
You ignored me last night. Ignored.
You have no idea how that makes me feel.
I think we'll conveniently forget that 'safe word' business until proper instruction is given.
*takes out whip* |
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1452
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Posted - 2015.04.03 17:40:48 -
[121] - Quote
Thanks hon for keeping her occupied.
I've handed out all the pamphlets to her slaves and I imagine their liberation will occur at any time.
Oh, and that Vitoc serum you gave me worked like a charm.
Are you ready for your reward? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1453
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Posted - 2015.04.06 13:16:01 -
[122] - Quote
Dinner and a holoreel first, then we'll reopen the topic. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.04.07 11:25:27 -
[123] - Quote
*looks at naked Hengle*
No baby, I've never seen white like that. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.04.09 14:20:54 -
[124] - Quote
Now, I promised myself no more food related messes. The dry cleaning bills are piling up.
So, nudity is in order here. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
1484
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Posted - 2015.04.09 15:59:46 -
[125] - Quote
Gaellia, I have seen the light and wish to renounce my wicked.....
O.O
Oh, that looks MUCH more fun!! |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Punch Drunk Lemmings
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Posted - 2015.04.20 13:13:22 -
[126] - Quote
Well now, Scipio in chains.
How can I best turn this to my advantage? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.05.05 16:51:02 -
[127] - Quote
Hoes?
I run a legitimate business.
*pulls out firearm*
Now, GTFO. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.05.06 11:37:20 -
[128] - Quote
I can promise you that you will be too busy to play with inflatable ponies.
Or, am I sadly mistaken. O.o |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.11.03 18:34:45 -
[129] - Quote
I see that the terrorist part isn't the only thing that is dead. |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.11.05 17:38:01 -
[130] - Quote
You fled the room far too quickly....
Now, where were we?
*whipcrack* |
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Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.11.17 14:10:47 -
[131] - Quote
You didn't have any issues with me taking everything else off... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.12.18 14:52:00 -
[132] - Quote
I dressed up in the naughty school girl outfit that you like.... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
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Posted - 2015.12.22 14:59:55 -
[133] - Quote
AN ISD??!!
I got an ISD??
Oh baby, you are never getting out of here!
*clicks the shackles* |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Peregrine Nation
1627
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Posted - 2016.04.13 20:26:07 -
[134] - Quote
Just lucky, I guess... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Peregrine Nation
1627
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Posted - 2016.04.20 13:30:34 -
[135] - Quote
I'll have to review the order, honey, but in the meantime, can I interest you in a nice red? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Peregrine Nation
1627
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Posted - 2016.04.27 14:20:32 -
[136] - Quote
I'm sure I could find all the right buttons... |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Peregrine Nation
1627
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Posted - 2016.05.05 14:03:34 -
[137] - Quote
*walks out of bedroom in Faulker's T-shirt*
One for me as well? |
Laudenum Hayes
The Vogon Poet's Armada
Peregrine Nation
1631
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Posted - 2016.09.19 13:33:31 -
[138] - Quote
Could you, uh, take your threesome into the other room? Some of us are trying to sleep it off.
I agree, Quafe and Vodka. Bad idea. |
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